Pimp My Dragon’s Egg – Redneck Version
So, the story goes roughly like this… I’d been noticing that the Dragon’s Egg was popping up all over the Elite Albuquerque Magic scene. All the serious players and spoiled kids are now rocking theirs, and I began to worry about misplacing mine, the more ubiquitous they became. Then, my wife, who is in cosmetology school, happened to come home with some extra segments of “weave”…. you know… like wig pieces… hair extensions.
Thus did the perfect chance to pimp my DE drop right into my lap. I give you, dear reader, my newly improved Dragon’s Egg:
(Business in Front)
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(you know it’s coming… but wait for it…)
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(Party in back)
Yep, I gave my DE a mullet. And I’ll never have to worry about misplacing it or mistaking it again!
So then I got to thinking… maybe anyone who wanted to pimp their DE out could email a photo to me and maybe we’ll give them a prize, or at the very least, post images of the amusing ones in a future article.
So if you decide to pimp your own DE, please send your photos to Joe AT (NO SPAM PLEASE) Power9Pro DOT COM.
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November 30th, 2009 at 8:17 pm
Dude I live in Pittsburgh, not sure if it is the where the mullet originated. But this is definitely the home of the mullet. Game on!
December 2nd, 2009 at 8:17 am
Dang! – This is one awesome Dragon’s Egg mod. Love that mullet – Tennessee TopHat f.t.w. !
December 4th, 2009 at 9:59 pm
Umm…whose hair is that Joe?
December 7th, 2009 at 9:06 am
@Zak – Presumably a woman from India… this was literally a leftover piece of weave. Hair extensions FTW!